Internet Roundup: Apocalypse Edition

• Hey did you see those twelve horsemen ride by too? It seems like the end is nigh in Britneyverse. A teen died in a car accident on the way home the Pittsburgh stop on the Circus tour.
• Britney passed President Obama as the second most followed person on Twitter… and then was almost immediately ousted by Ashton Kutcher. If that’s not a sign of end times, I don’t know what is.
• Britney celebrates Earth Hour with a free download. The point, ur missing it.
• God hates Britney Spears? I wouldn’t worry too much because apparently after the rapture, Kirk Cameron is still going to be dicking around.
• Pop quiz: “A huge mess with yapping dogs scooting around” describes A) Britney’s tour plane or B) my apartment?
• I need to brush up on my Revelations, but are horribly dull photo albums of DIY Britney t-shirts part of it?
• And it just wouldn’t be the end of times without locusts with human faces… or vintage K-FED!