Internet Roundup: On the road again

• Britney is being forced to read The Bible for one hour a day! It sounds like either the Duggar household or what people in a 12-step program are encouraged to do!
• Britney feels like a prisoner on tour! No cell phone! No internet! No junk food! No late night rendezvous with her baby daddy!
• This reporter thinks that it’s inappropriate to bring tweens to the Circus show! The Pussycat Dolls are just strippers without the poles! What is wrong with parents these days, making their own decisions about what is appropriate for children!
• Even though Madonna supposedly flips her shit when Britney Spears is played in the clubs, she’s joining Britney for a duet for Britney’s NYC show. She also might show up for one of Spears’ LA dates, but that’s supposed to be a surprise.
• Or maybe not.
• Has Britney already gone from fab to flab? Also, who do I have shake to get that phrase banned from Earth? Concert goers were apparently aghast to see Britney’s taut stomach go flabby. In a matter of two weeks? I don’t know, man, sounds like a train to crazy town to me.
• The Spears legal team is in action again, filing a motion to strike Osama “Sam” Lutfi’s allegations of libel, defamation, battery, breach of contract, & emotional distress. I’m loathe to call someone a cry baby, but seriously. Buck up, man.
• No seriously, someone, I need tickets to the DC show.