Internet Round Up: Topsy Turvy Edition!

• Joyce, Shakespeare and Britney Spears? Did you know James Joyce and Shakespeare also used lewd homophonic spelling devices, just like Britney’s If You Seek Amy? Joyce used the ole “If you see kay” line AND the witty “see you in tea” while Shakespeare took it all to the toilet.
• Sondheim and Britney? Despite the headline, the article is really just about Anne Steele singing both Sondheim and Britney Spears in her concert. Moving on.
• Britney and books? Britney Spears turned down a $3 million publishing deal for her autobiography, because she wants closer to $8 million? I thought there was a publishing freeze.
• Hannity, Dr. Drew, and Britney? Dr. Drew went on Hannity a couple of days ago to hock his new book and talk about how Britney needs a calmer life, find peace with a higher power, and leave the fame game behind while she recovers. Also about kids are vulnerable and parents need to parent.
• Adnan and Britney? A three year restraining order should do the trick.
• In not-so topsy turvy news: Jezebel reviewed the Circus show and affirmed everything I had assumed.