Internet Roundup: SUPER DUPER ROUNDUP

SORRY CHARLIES, the nonBritney-related universe called and I had to answer. But now I’m back with a SUPER DUPER Britney Internet Roundup.

• 9 minute romp in the bathroom with a backup dancer? That’s my girl!
• Circus has gone platinum. What does that mean?
• MTV ranks their top five fave outfits from the Circus tour. I’m a fan of “pasty” Spears.
• Britney has $2.7 million in legal fees from 2008 alone. Who is in charge of all of her money again? Oh that’s right, her father and her lawyers. There’s no way that could turn out badly, right?
• People have been calling Britney “jelly belly” and “Bulky Spears” which hurt her feelings.  Are people surprised by this?
• You can buy an outfit on ebay that Britney wore in her film Crossroads. It comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by Britney Spears herself, so you know it’s the real deal!
• Just like the great Bristol/Levi romance, it seems that Jamie Lynn and her babydaddy Casey Aldridge have called off their engagement. Why oh why don’t teenage couples who get knocked up and then are pressured to get married to make things right seem to last?
• You can vote for Britney Spears as one of the 100 Most Influential people in Time Magazine. Exsqueeze me internet, go vote.
• Unrelated, but how great does the Where the Wild Things Are trailer look? I don’t even want to see the movie, I’m so satisfied with those 2 minutes.